so in all honesty i enjoyed spider-man 3. i thought it was a good movie (not great) and the overall best spidey flick. however......
WHAT THE SHIT WERE YOU THINKING RAIMI?
sam sam sam, you got so much right with this one. spidey finally moved like an acrobat instead of a cardboard cutout, the writing was better, the bruce campbell cameo was well done, the cgi didnt make me want to staple my eyelids to the theater chair in front of me, the costume is looking better, both black and the red and blues, and the actors are finally portraying their comic book counterparts well.
but there was so much wrong with it too, so here, is my small list of complaints.
1. Gwen Stacy didnt die.. thats the fucking point of gwen stacy, shes supposed to die to push spider-man that much farther..... theres no other reason for her existence! the whole, make mj jealous plot was lame without a death involved.
2. the symbiote didnt act alive after it first attached itself to peter. the suite is a living creature, would a dog allow itself to be locked in a box? hell no itd bust outta that shit.
3. the sandman killed ben parker? thats a fucking stupid idea. if you wanted to mix some shit up make venom kill gwen stacy instead of green goblin, there thats also a twist on the original story...but a good one, not a retarded one.
4. venom never referred to himself as venom... or said "we" as in "We dont hurt innocents"... speaking of which, venom is not supposed to hurt innocents, so he wouldnt have allowed trucks and stuff to be falling everywhere with a huge crowd nearby.
5. tobey mcguire was fat. theres no such thing as spider-pudge, trust me i checked with stan lee.
6. oh yeah eddie brock? hes supposed to be a weightlifter... a The Rock, or a Vin Diesel. not a that 70s show pussbag.
well i think thats about everything i really had.... sorry if i was rough on you spider-man, but this is coming from someone who voraciously collected all the venom/ symbiote suit comic books way back in the day. and read them all. like crazy.
and yeah i still think x-men 2 is the best super-hero movie evar.
... at least until watchmen comes out!

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